Alright everyone, this whole Lyra plushie has been doing two things. 1) Stirring up a whole lot of controversy and 2) getting EQAD a ton of page hits. No idea why, but hey, glad you're here.
Anyway, I wanted to take a moment here to tell everyone to
just calm down. Take a step back. Breathe. A lot of people are upset over this, but there's no real reason to act like that. The creator of the plushie obviously did it as a gag. It's meant to be a silly plush that people look at and say "Haha, what?" You can practically taste the sarcasm in his description of it.
So just everyone relax and enjoy these fucking hilarious parodies that have started cropping up. Not even a day and it's already becoming something... more. I'll add more to this post as they appear, so check back occasionally!
More hilarity after the break.
Please send more of these to me if you find them. I can't stop laughing.
Well there is this I guess you could consider it a parody.
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And then everyone had a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteoh god why is prost in this
ReplyDeleteI CREATED A DRAWING PARODYING IT AND IT SNOWBALLED INTO... THIS. - Prawst many days after realizing this shitshow
DeleteYou have done a good thing.
DeleteI don't really buy that it's a gag. Plush fetishism has been around a loooong tiiime. Google it. SPH = http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/SPH
ReplyDeleteThat being said, let people do what they want. Shit. No one is forcing YOU to have sex with a stuffed animal. And for God's sake...why are people still surprised/offended by things on the internet? IT'S THE INTERNET.
Seriously; there are so many worse things on the Internet. People that are surprised or appalled at this are just stupid; there's no nice way of putting it.
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ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteOh, that gave me a good laugh.
Anyway, my personal morals and values dictate anything that a man or woman does in the comfort of their own homes behind closed doors is their own business and shouldn't be a subject of others' scrutiny, as long as no one, human or animal, is harmed in the process. You like masturbating to animals? Very well, should say the man who doesn't masturbate to animals. You like having sex with plushies? That's fine, should say the man who doesn't have sex with plushies. You like actually engaging in besteality (though I'm sort of on the fence with that) and child molestation? Go the fuck to prison you sick freak, should say everyone.
Myself, I have wide interests when it comes to exploring sexuality. I'll fap to anything you can name, besides overtly gross experiences, simply because I am the only person being directly affected by such behavior. But I've written enough already, no need to further take up the time of the few who haven't tl;dr'd yet.
tl;dr Nothing wrong with fucking a stuffed horse if you do it by yourself behind closed doors. Or with an open-minded sex partner.
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ReplyDeleteOH GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
ReplyDeleteAnother one:
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The Quiver one was fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThe quiver one had me gasping for air on the floor.
ReplyDeleteoh god the awesome things i would do with that plush!
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ReplyDeleteSo much butt hurt for Lyra
ReplyDeleteNot sure if pun...
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LMAAAOO OMFG I haven't laughed so hard in eons!!!
ReplyDeletesomeone has bidded £4.11 jeezus titty fucking christ!!
ReplyDeletehehheh XD
ReplyDeleteNo, It's not a gag, people really want to stick their dick in a horse
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