Here's something you might enjoy. Pictured above is a Lyra plush toy, but there is so much to it. It has pants. It has underwear. And... it has a vagina.
Yep, you can totally fuck this plush toy if you want. And the best part? It's up for auction! You can find it
The auction is officially over, and it went for a respectable £461, or, $707.40, according to google.
Go crazy, kids.
More images after the break.
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ReplyDeleteWow. Get a life. This is why im not a brony any more
DeleteObviously doesn't know the difference between "Brony" and "Clopper"
DeletePurpletoon, if you are not a brony anymore, why are you on an adult mlp website?
DeleteOMG i have to get one too
DeleteBrony= Only mlp fim Clopper= mlp fim & mlp porn
DeleteThat looks like the tightest pussy in all of existence. -_-
ReplyDeleteWow, look at the kettles calling the pot black! Why are you even in here?
ReplyDeleteBrb, suicide
ReplyDeleteThis makes me hate being a brony
GTFO /mlp/ no one wants you hipster faggots here
ReplyDeleteAlex I recommend you watch your other posts cause they might be jackasses and spam shir
They can spam all they want. It doesn't change the fact that they're posting on a website dedicated to pony porn.
Delete^ This.
Deleteyou do realize their is a difference between a website and a blog being dedicated to something right?
DeleteSo I Tumbled this and it got 2000+ notes.
ReplyDeletethank you very much.
This is alittle fucked up dont you think
ReplyDeleteA little?
DeleteMy my my... I might buy one if it was Pinkie Pie or some other pony... or if it was a little less expensive. XD
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest here... any shame you might have about buying this would dissappear as soon as you get it in the post.
ReplyDelete125 pounds = ~ $200 = a bargain... but with 6 days to go, it'll probably be going for $6,000. Remember the people getting this clearly don't have a girlfriend/wife taking all their money.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm done with the fandom -_-
ReplyDeleteLet's be perfectly honest; if you would consider purchasing such a product, you never have neither will you ever have any form of sexual relations with another human being. If that was an even remote possibility, you wouldn't be buying sex toys based off of characters from children's shows. If you would buy this, you really might as well kill yourself. Suicide isn't difficult, either. Potassium cyanide can be purchased at your local jewelry store, and a simple solution of bleach & ammonia produces an instantly lethal gas. If you'd like assistance with your suicide, feel free to contact me on Twitter. I'll be happy to help you.
ReplyDeleteahahahaha
DeleteWelp, there's no beating what Sevenleaf suggested. Hop to it, folks.
DeleteMarried people never buy adult toys? I've taken several dates to adult toy-stores and bought them things to shove into their body; how is this any different? I love the double standard; if this were a toy for a woman, no one would claim that she couldn't find a man.
DeleteAnd seriously, no one is going to fuck this toy. If it was more than a gag toy, it wouldn't be made out of cloth.
yeah, but the difference is that this toy stimulates the economy, as well as cloppers. there's no profit in suicide bro :D
DeleteSevenleaf, I love how you equate future sexual congress to the only reason for living.
DeleteIt makes me weep for the future.
If you don't like this, don't look at it. No one is forcing you to. If you don't like the idea of this plushie's... purpose, then don't get one. There's no need for all this hate. Seriously, just let people have what they want and leave them be. Or to put it in terms you can relate to,
ReplyDeleteWould you prefer they actually go out and breed?
This thing is perfect for preventing that. Why condemn it?
Looks poorly done, perhaps it was made to cause drama.
ReplyDeleteDAFUQ am I looking at 0_0
ReplyDeleteI fucking lol'd
ReplyDeleteI wanna see this used.
ReplyDeleteWell, i see a lot of people loving an tolerating this guy
ReplyDeleteAnyway, it's not like is a toy who a child can buy it or know there existence, so good for you and the people who like it.
and for the fandom, meh, the furry fandom maybe have this ideas before us, so what.
(Thinking this is a serious product and not a puppet or a joke, of course)
Ps: i post like an anonymous because i only have a google acount and i use it for work, not because i hate you or something like that
I am at a loss of words of what I just saw.
ReplyDeleteI mean, Jesus H. Christ! Imagine how stained, soggy, soiled and smelly that Lyra will be in a week. A WEEK.
that's why you pull out first!
DeleteI would totally use it to store candy and stuff.
Deletesame here blayze,candy,sunglasses,oh man someone (who ever get it)should see if you can put a tiny soda pop in it XD then a big one
Deletemfw these yiffers-by-another-name like to pretend they are "mainstream" and "accepted".
ReplyDeleteAccepted like Scientology. Mainstream as zoophilia.
If any of the people who actually frequent this goddamn website had ANY self-respect, ANY modicum of humanity or dignity left in their souls, those pictures up there would be a giant fucking red flag / warning sign saying;
"ONCE YOU SPEND MONEY ON A STUFFED ANIMAL WITH A HOLE CUT OUT FOR YOUR DICK, YOU ARE SIMPLY BEYOND ANYONE'S HELP. ONCE YOU ARE THIS FAR GONE, THERE IS NO GOING BACK."
Too far gone? No going back? Like anyone would want to! Especially if we get a pony plushie, love hole or no.
DeleteI'm going laugh so hard when it's 20 years later and you guys will be looking back, saying "what the fuck was I doing with my life."
DeleteWell what are YOU doing with your life? Surfing the Internet to look at things you don't like and bitch about them?
DeleteI have a good job at a bank and am close to finishing my degree; the only parts of my life I'll regret occurred before bronies or cloppers existed.
20 years later I'll be disappointed?
DeleteThat's FUTURE me's problem. Not current me. Future me's probably a dick anyway.
"STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE"
DeleteNo wonder this guy has to put a "specially placed hole" in his plushies to sell them. He can't compete with the quality plushies. This thing looks like a pig.
ReplyDelete>implying Hoppip is a guy
DeleteNo wonder this girl has to put a "specially placed hole" in her plushies to sell them. She can't compete with the quality plushies. This thing looks like a pig.
DeleteBetter?
I like her pants.
ReplyDeleteP.S. and her vagina.
DeleteMAXIMUM TROLLING
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SegvNkWgoOY
ReplyDeleteI hope we see what happens to that doll or who buys it
ReplyDeleteI know it's wrong but i agree with you
Delete*The biggest problem with your philosophy-y, is that your a grown man and not a pony.*
ReplyDelete*If you want her to love you, that's your own deal, you should know just as well that ponies arn't real*
-Don't force it
(trolling real bad i know so don't hate >_<)
Dirk Strider would love this.
ReplyDeleteI doubt he'd care. XD Like the millions of other people who've seen this. Ohmygod. Oh my god.. >__>
DeleteDude. It's a pony AND a smuppet. That's pretty much heaven for the crazy bastard.
DeleteWhoever buys this please post video
ReplyDeleteI've seen films where people fucked garbage.
ReplyDeleteI've seen people inject vodka into their balls.
But... this takes the 1st prize for the absolute sickest, most pervertedly wrong thing I've seen on the internet. WHY
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's just what we do, got a problem with that?
DeleteFucking a plush doll is worse than fucking trash and injecting alcohol into testicles?
Deletewat
have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup,2girls 1 finger,the pain olympic,1 priest 1 nun,blue waffle,1 man 1 horse,and people eating shit out of someones ass
Deletebut somehow fucking a plush doll is worse than people fucking garbage,and inject vodka into their balls,and all that shit i just put up there?
This make me lose a little faith in humanity, even if it is a gag
ReplyDeleteI honestly don't understand why people make such a big deal out of things like this. Personally I think they're just jealous they can't afford it, because I know I am...
ReplyDeletehttp://efukt.com/2315_It%27s_Not_What_It_Looks_Like.html
ReplyDeleteWow so many people just hating this thing..
ReplyDeleteI personally find it funny.
And I think it's just a joke, I mean, it's made out of cloth and all.
I'm female btw.
XD Men making Fap toys always makes me laugh. Bring part of the furry community, this really does not faze me. It's is weird, but if a guy wants to screw a plushie let him. Being a girl I screw rubber dongs :/
ReplyDeleteFigures...
ReplyDeleteSomehow I knew that this plush will make a horrendum of comments here.
If someone's into that, then why the hell not? It's not as if they're hurting anybody by buying it... (other than people who wanted it as well, lol).
And if it was a plushie of Twilight then who knows... I may have been interested to get it then, too :D
Honestly... For me in the fandom there is super fan, and than there is crazy XD... I find this slightly disturbing >_> but whatevs I'm not judging, personally I wouldn't buy it, the person who does, enjoy XD
ReplyDelete"I'm not judging" Doesn't seem to add up when you say "there is super fan,and than there is crazy" if you weren't judging you'd take it to the level of equality,whereas there would be no type or form of fandom, except for fandom itself.
DeleteI am shocked at how condensed to the extremes of the spectrum the posts have been. I was expecting it to be an even bell curve, however I notice the huge poles of those who get it and those that do not.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I'd really like to see the data on how many people who are against this are also against gay marriage. (since both have such a "huge" impact on their lives)
lol @ all the butthurt people whining about this with crap like "this is why I don't want to be a brony" and "I'm done with the fandom" and crap...
ReplyDeleteAre you really THAT concerned with what OTHER PEOPLE do, that has NO effect on you, whatsoever?
Well, this is officially beyond Viral. Also, Highest Bidder!
ReplyDeleteStill a better lovestory than twilight.
ReplyDeletehope theres a rainbow dash one :)
ReplyDeleteWell my little ponies, i cannot believe you find this repulsive? In fact i'm making Twilight Sparkle investigate this "sex toy". For all the haters however... FUCK YOU OU ANNOYING COCKSUCKING WHORES! BE GLAD A TOY WITH A PUSSY ON IT IS ABLE TO BE FUCKED, SINCE YOU ASSWIPES CAN'T GET MARES ANYHOW? SO TO ALL THE HATERS, EITHER LIKE THIS TOY OR TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BEYATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ReplyDeletelooololololololololooooll
Deleteu mad bro
No but you will be, when send your trolling ass to the moon. So if i were you, i'd shut the fuck up. In fact, shining Armor is coming right now to bust your ugly ass up, and he was on his honeymoon,so you know he's pissed off. Good luck you dumb fucker, i bet you're blueblood. If it's you nephew i'm gonna kick your royal ass you uptight fucker :)
DeleteSOLD for $740.50!
ReplyDeleteCheaper than the hug pillows, I'm amazed.
DeleteSounds like you could make a fortune from "toys" like these.
DeleteThis is a puppet! The creeps who are selling it via ebay just added that awkward description.
ReplyDeleteShit people, its obviously used for storing your phone. Also, learn to internet.
ReplyDeletei want one
ReplyDelete